SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE BOOZIES

BOATMAN returns from Alba to find that his First Mate has been
banished to the Doldrums byMAGNUM who apparently experienced moderate
to rough winds during his transit from the bar zone !


If that was not enough then to risk the wrath of cpt. PUGWASH by attempting to rouse him from his vertical slumber before 6 bells was sheer folly on her part....


Some one quizzed on the where about of Spot The Dog ? only to be informed by JD that he had to be put down after he attempting to rip the throat out of Muffin The Mule..

Who would have thought it ?

New Bar Wenches to support RAYMONDO The MAGNIFICENT did little to improve on the speed of transition from barrel to consumer.Don't suppose it helps that GAFFER will insist on playing with his Houdini Escape Artist Kit all night ?


O`well the night's are fair drawing in,must check out the quiz this week
....



TAFFY Help this guy out will ya!!

Title: Could Anyone Tell Me How To Build Myself Up A Little More?

Hi, i'm 15 yrs old and 5'9ft but I am only seven and a half stone. I am a
skinny person and always have been but want to know if there is any ways I
can build myself up a little more. I go running every day and am always
doing press ups and pull ups, sit ups I can't do because my coxic bone is
'buggered'. If anyone can tell me how I can build myself up a bit more i'd
be very happy
Cheers muchly :)
scott

Name: Scott
Date: Aug. 8th, 2002