LOUNGE LIZARDS HALL OF FAME
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Dives into urine infested latrine troughs to salvage worn and weary coins of the realm which he then places in and allows to smolder in his odourous and stained noxious smelling pockets only to be returned backyet again to the cash till and from there on to another innocent and unsuspecting customer.
There allowed to breed and mingle with puerile clean and untarnished monies which inturn fall into sanitised clean,white linen pockets to fester alongside the polomint,chewing gum and whitelight clean hankerchief before starting their journey all over again.