Hillbillys face was a sight to behold as she begrudgingly served the ale to the patient customers. Raymondo was nowhere to be seen, but wait!! In he staggers through the side door only to be met by the Gaffer who starts waiving his authoritive finger under his nose. Raymondo under the influence? Na never? Impossible? As Hillybilly empties the ashtrays with her chin scraping the floor, (Eddie the hoover has been done out of a job) what is the commotion at the bar!! Raymondo and the Gaffer are having a finger waving competition. In the meantime Hillbilly has packed her strawbale and scarpered. Back at the bar, much shouting and explanitives are being thrown back and forth between the Gaffer and Raymondo, so much so that Big Bob has to hold Raymondo back and Italian Tony is restraining the Gaffer. Thirty minutes after Raymondo has been ordered to vacate the premises the sound of the wooden wheels on tarmac can be heard trundling off down the hill.
NOTICE One vacant caravan plot available. Please apply to the Gaffer.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
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