el-Quaida today condemned as dirty tactics the British use of Sob's (sound bombs) to unnerve
unsuspecting holiday makers while travelling abroad.
The latest of such travesties happened only last week in a Portuguese Blues
Bar where eye witnesses
reported customer's and staff fleeing from the building clasping their ears
with both hand's.
The manager of the premise who became wary of a group of Eight Brits when
one of them started to reverberate in an attempt to mask there foul attack
camouflaged as singing !.
" I new she was up no good he said when her mouth began to open and close
as if she were singing,but this noise was definitely not singing but raised
and raised in crescendo higher and higher until the pain just grew so great
we had to flee the building".
" I theenk she very nice lady until mouth open" said Pedro Gonagales a bar
tender at the Blues Bar but " she make a me hurt" he said.
This type of terrorism was formally unknown to the Algarve region before
last week and has prompted authorities to issue this warning.
Tourist and holiday maker's are asked to be on their guard and diligent
and avoid at all costs Karaoke Bars where these individuals hang out.
The ring leader who is thought to be Sonic Sue,well known for her atrocities
and probably train's at home and is said to be travelling with another
impostor who may have dyed his hair black to avoid detection but can be
detected by is compulsive Elvis impersonations.
The public are asked not to approach these people as they may be dangerous
and definitely not to encourage them to sing
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