More English Than Kettering John

Whilst researching into his ancestry Taffy has unravelled the true origins
of his surname.
No not Yaki da but bleeding Englesie one of true Anglo Saxon blood and to
add insult to injury Kettering John as it transpires hails from the peat bog.
This unhealthy research into one's genealogical past is not to be encouraged
and will surely cause havoc in the House ?
Kettering John becomes Killarney John, Taffy may run around in his whistle and flute
and "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!" Wallace turns
out to be a Barret Home baby from the land of shires and squires !

This is just too much to cope with ...