Rabbie Jock

Tony Blair visits a cottage hospital in Alloa as part of a P.R. gesture.
He goes up to A young lad with his head swathed in bandages and ask’s him how he is doing and the lad replies “O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us!”.Quite Quite say’s Blair genuinely moved by this philosophy and he moves on till he comes upon a nurse feeding a poorly patient , I see this young man needs your help with feeding he says to her “ aye but A Man's A Man For A' That” back came the reply.
Indeed Indeed was his reply and he moved on.
Introduced to the house doctor he asked him how government funding was helping Quality of care in Scotland ? "Scots wha hae wae Wallace Bled ! " the doctor shouted out in his loudest voice.
Jesus Christ retorted Blair "am I in a bloody mad house here.?"

No,No say’s the doctor your in the serious Burns unit .