Samuel Smith the Independent brewer in an attempt to re address the balance highlighted last week in the national papers regarding Corby’s too white too stupid majority
( see link at bottom of page for full story). has taking direct action and recruited two new behind the bar stewards from the non Arian Employment Agency in town I.M. Black & D Bossman Recruitment Ltd. To serve the stupid white folks at the House on The Hill..
Adebowala Olordelorde and Kunto Madasporidge will join the team next month on a trial bases. Although neither of them speak English or for that fact have ever even ventured into a public house before in fact any house before, however they do fit the government established new town , old town profile.
Through an interpreter Adebowala expressed his enthusiasm for the job explaining that with the stream at the bottom of the hill and the woods just behind he felt very much at home and expressed an interest it spending as much of his free time as possible chasing the big cat’s in the woods that his employer D Bossman had told him of.
Meanwhile the House service user’s i.e. yo white folk’s is asked to give them both a break during their induction you can help by pointing to the item you require and then by tendering the correct monies for any transaction.
Jimmy the Crooner and Sonic Sue will be expected to sing only in Afro Swahili dialect as Sam Smith has decreed all English language songs to be politically Incorrect.
Swing low is a No No and we would prefer that Dino’s song be replaced with the
Swahili version “ndegewangu karuka mtini” (‘my bird flew off the tree’).
Umgowa to you all
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/03/02/nwhite202.xml
Adebowala Olordelorde and Kunto Madasporidge will join the team next month on a trial bases. Although neither of them speak English or for that fact have ever even ventured into a public house before in fact any house before, however they do fit the government established new town , old town profile.
Through an interpreter Adebowala expressed his enthusiasm for the job explaining that with the stream at the bottom of the hill and the woods just behind he felt very much at home and expressed an interest it spending as much of his free time as possible chasing the big cat’s in the woods that his employer D Bossman had told him of.
Meanwhile the House service user’s i.e. yo white folk’s is asked to give them both a break during their induction you can help by pointing to the item you require and then by tendering the correct monies for any transaction.
Jimmy the Crooner and Sonic Sue will be expected to sing only in Afro Swahili dialect as Sam Smith has decreed all English language songs to be politically Incorrect.
Swing low is a No No and we would prefer that Dino’s song be replaced with the
Swahili version “ndegewangu karuka mtini” (‘my bird flew off the tree’).
Umgowa to you all
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/03/02/nwhite202.xml
your foreign correspondent @ the House on The Hill.
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